Or it’s zinc and it doesn’t really move much. He probably just used his kids’ Coppertone in a pinch! Or he has special billionaire sunscreen engineered special for fair expensive skin and it’s remarkably similar to kids sunscreen. So it’s probably not that he’s a lizard person. I guess, Occam’s razor, the simplest is the best hypothesis. But I suppose the question is why didn’t it sink into the skin? Why does he look like his mom or dad slathered him up before he could go catch waves? Why does he look like he had to wait 20 minutes after eating to go swimming? Why does he have a billion-million dollars or so and still look like he’s very excited for kindergarten next year? Like Baz Luhrmann told us, it’s a smart thing to do for wrinkle and skin-disease-prevention reasons alike. Of course nobody blames him for wearing sunscreen and a lot of it. The photo is simple: The fourth wealthiest person on the planet riding the waves in the sun in a tropical locale while his face is absolutely plastered with sunscreen. We might have to reckon with the image before we can move on. So you must have begun the week fully immersed in a fresh state of anxiety. And if you saw a photo of Mark Zuckerberg “surfing” on what New York Post calls “an electric surfboard” in Hawaii on Sunday, your last several hours in this mortal coil were likely full of fits and agitation. And if you were able to have a little fun, snapping back to that Monday kind of seriousness can be a slog. If you were able to relax over the weekend, it can be difficult to rouse oneself from a state of leisure. Mondays have been hard since whomever invented the workweek invented the workweek.
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